The only time you can take candy from strangers.
Black Friday is so hypocritical. One day your thankful for everything you have, then the next day you're fighting over TV's and stuff on sale.
Black Friday = Broke Saturday.
Black Friday = The day people spend money they don't have on thing's they don't need.
Q. Who profit's the most on Black Friday?
A. The one who was smart enough not to go shopping that day.
The Time you try to hide your Black Friday haul from your family.